Jack Douglas

as Self

as Self - Interviewee

as Self

as Self

as Marco the Cereal Killer

as Anaesthetist

as Jake (6 episodes)

as Chief Superintendent

as Jake Smith (6 episodes)

as Senior Police Officer

as Jake

as Man in Car (1 episode)

as Self (7 episodes)

as Lyons

as William / Sergeant Jock Strapp (archive footage)

as Constable

as Bombardier Ready

as Ernie Bragg

as Colonel Yackoff (1 episode), as Sir Jethro Houndsbotham (1 episode), as Master of the Rolls / Lord Essex (1 episode), as Ethelred (1 episode), as Lord Peter Flimsy (3 episodes), as Sir Gay (2 episodes), as Clodson (2 episodes), as Dick Darcy (1 episode)

as Stanley Pickersgill / Alf Pickersgill (4 episodes)

as Sergeant Jock Strapp

as Singing Caveman / Crapper / German Soldier / Ballerina / Alan A'Dale / Shopper

as William