P.W. Griffin

Biography

Patrick Wringworm Griffin's first words after being delivered from his mother Letitia-Anne Griffin's womb were not babyish babbles or cries, for instead he pulled his new mother close and proclaimed for his father, the doctors, and all else in the room to hear, "clean yourself up mother for we must make haste — the Piccadilly Odeon presentation of Wild Strawberries starts in exactly forty minutes." From this moment it was clear to all that Patrick's contribution in this life would be in sole servitude to the cinematic arts.

He directed his first feature at only five years old, titled 'Where Have The Autumn Mornings Gone', which earned him fourteen Academy Awards – a then-staggering quantity...