Darren Lee Cupp

as Don

as Sherriff Thaddeus Dagget

as Marco

as Eddie 'Yodeling Cowboy' Whipple

as Morris Claiborne, Associate Producer

as Rick

as Winston Winterfeild

as Deputy Thadius Daggett

as Scotty Forester

as Rick

as Jaz

as Patrick

as Wes

as Mateo Rivera

as Dracula