Greg Tally

as Herr Rust, Executive Producer

as William Larry Jones

as Lt. Commander Jacob Bridger

Co-Producer

as Abraham Van Turingtest

as Steven

as Monsignor Mustela

as Gary

as Goldie

as Detective Tate

as Red

as Midnight

as Darryl

as Diz

as Rudy Ledbetter

as Brett

as Chad Mulligan

as Cautious Pedestrian

as Super Fan Gary, Executive Producer

as James / Jimmy / Man