Bill A. Jones

as Captain Bill

as Patrick

as Marv Wolfman (3 episodes)

as Self

as Serious Announcer

as Mr. Winthrop (1 episode)

as Announcer #2

as Rod Remington (16 episodes)

as AVN Announcer

as Announcer (1 episode), as Gravy Robbers Announcer (1 episode), as Infomercial Announcer (voice) (1 episode), as Announcer (voice) (4 episodes), as Tiny Hats Announcer (voice) (1 episode), as Channel 5 Announcer (voice) (1 episode)

as Voiceover

as Server

as Dr. Miles Mellon (1 episode)

as The Morning Guy

as Talk Show Host #2

as Edward Brill (1 episode)

as Mr. Barry (1 episode)

as Parent #3 (1 episode)

as Cop (1 episode)

as Kennedy (1 episode)

as Mr. Jones

as Presidential Press Secretary