Brian Papandrea

as Claudius

as Frank

as GateKeeper / Dracula / Fluto / Kyle Rittenhouse / O.J. Simpson, Writer, Director

as Todd / Balthazar

as Greasy Guy

as Wesley Gammon

as Aaron

as Eddie, Director

as Spanky (voice)

as Steve

as Jock Face

as Jonathan Fritz / Armando / Trilby / Victoria G Saliva / Kyle McCoughagain / Bernice, Director, Writer

as Hank

as Jesus Christ

as Charlie

as Jonathan Fritz / Hank the Scarecrow / Kilby / Rodney / Radio Announcer / The Slayer / Himself / Bernice the Witch, Director, Writer

as Maverick, Director, Writer, Producer

as Dick, Producer

as Cass Coridore, Writer