Gary Webster

as Jon Nielson

as Mike

as Jon Nielson

as Professor William Hanson, Producer

as Mick

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Detective Graham Crawford

as Brandon Glover

as Charlie Boyle (1 episode)

as Dion

as Sam (1 episode)

as Dickie Dawson (1 episode)

as Gary Costello (690 episodes)

as Grogan (1 episode)

as Jimmy Harper

as Self - Audience Member

as Self (1 episode)

as 1st Removal Man

as Anthony Campbell

as Colin (1 episode)

as Ned Prior (1 episode)

as Graham (6 episodes)