Ron Lynch

as Abraham Lincoln

as Mr. Tassle

as Cold Open Scientist #1

as Ron (voice)

as Bob Devore

as Mr. Pig (voice) (1 episode)

as The High Priest

as Cultist

as General Negligence

as Arman Driver (6 episodes)

as Opthomologist

as Kevin (1 episode)

as Bartender

as Group Leader

as Barry

as Self

as Richard / Flying Pig (voice) (1 episode)

as Narrator

as Ron

as Chuck

as Tourist (1 episode)

as Ron Lynch (1 episode)

as Ron (voice) (12 episodes), as Funtime Exec (voice) (1 episode)

as Mr. Arbor