Paul Sampson

as PAU

as Panos

as Gian

as Officer Pete Willen

as B.J.

as Hobbs

as Sgt. Shaw

as Klaus

as Sasha

as Lord Gregoire / Jake McCallister, Director, Writer

as Richie

as Shamus the Clown

as Paul Canales

as Gordy McGraw

as Ivan

as Eric Layton

Stunts

as Nathan

as Joey Pants

as Tony Cicero, Scenario Writer

as The Waiter

as Matt Henderson

as Matt

as Petey

as Pruitt