Paul Bartel

as Self - Filmmaker (archive footage)

as Lou Semelhack

as Larry

as Osric

as Dad

as Proprietor

as Moderator

as Rex Webster

as Charles Hillary Lord (1 episode)

as Acting Coach

as Dr. Zimmerman

as Doctor (1 episode)

as Doctor

as Mayor Harley Dunbar

as Cop

as Toymaker

as Principal Lehman (1 episode), Director

as Mr. Tchort (1 episode)

as Henry Geldzahler

as Congressman

as NEA Scout

as Mr. Franklin (1 episode)

as Director

as Older Man