Jed Rowen

as Dr. Izar

as Dickie Crookerds

as Daisy

as Radek Zadlak

as Logos

as Shaw

as Daisy

as Self

as Photographer

as Manx

as Alien Boss (voice)

as Deke

as Bert

as Jed Turner, Assistant Editor

as Max Assassin

as Inbred Jed

as Trace McNeil

as Pretty Boy

as Judge Carlyle

as Stork

as General Kilgore

as Stranger

as Pretty Boy

as Agent Ralph Mahoney

as Mad Rapper