The Odyssemen
Perhaps Heaven is no destination, but instead a direction.
July 17, 2026
20m
Overview
After undergoing the split of Meiosis, meiosisters Orchis and Semes awaken as sperm in the ethereal land of Test, where the annual Testy Festy welcomes them to what seems like heaven. Things take a turn when Seed, a strange sperm donning a condom mask, claims that their paradise is a lie and calls for the start of the Great Jac, a taboo event prophesied to lead either to the Promised Unknown or to death. A sperm civil war breaks out as rebels and loyalists fight over whether their world is truly heaven or merely the prelude to something far greater...
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Cast
Clara McGough
OrchisDaniel Adams
Semes/The Dictator (voice)Chloe Vuong
CumcisionMarcus Closson
SacksonLujane Yacoub
SeedAlexander Ekker
Sir Loin
Jack Zatkowsky
SpemcerOwen Vann Hill
ZijjBrody Abel-Bey
Cumrad 14Evie Andrews
Cumrad 9Abigail Bacigalupi
Cumrad 32Matthew Brodsky
Cumrad 25Sam Bruner
Cumrad 10Lindsey Candelaria
Cumrad 2AJ Ciaverella
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